LIFESTYLE | TRYING TO YOGA WITH A DOG

(Toto, doing the downward doggo)

Three nights a week right before bed, I do a 20 minute YouTube yoga session, which sounds disciplined and impressive till I tell you I’ve been doing the same beginner video for two years now. I tried going to a class once, but it was all man-buns and people who said shit like this:

Me, internally:

So YouTube Yoga it is. I like Yoga With Adrienne. She even has one class titled “Yoga For When You’re Feeling Dead Inside” which if I’m honest, is most days in customer service. However Toto, the needy little beastie, whines if I keep her on a lead while I’m doing the bendy yoga shapes. So I gave her a chance, to see if she would be like those well behaved, mature doggo’s just chilling in the background of YouTube yoga lessons…

It… didn’t work out.

Party - smoking the devils lettuce and writhing in my ZERO tee like I did when you and I would sneak off together at parties. Song is AvaAdore. Yes I’m much thicker round the hips now.

“It’s you that I adore… you’ll always be my whore…”

What the hell is your profile picture now and where the hell is it from? I feel so pathetic and insulted having to ask. You can just leave your profile on private without locking it and I’ll only get to see your profile picture and the odd public post that Leigh gets tagged in too. It’s so fucking minimal. 

Music finds: No Alternative charity compilation feat not found anywhere else contributions from everyone spanning Beastie Boys to the Breeders. Mercury Rev, Spy vs Spy, Ryan Adams , Bush (no apologies), the XX, Mark Knopfler, Butthole Surfers, grunge bootleg feat Sonic Youth and Henry Rollins and Screaming Trees, Tears For Fears, Richard Ashcroft (that album totally bangs). Also found a copy of Lunar Park I didn’t have and representing the New Order love. $22 in total. Video 1 minute long.

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I also saw Quiet Place Day One at the movies… my local cinema has $12 weekday tickets and $14 combos. It was unexpectedly very lovely and enough death to keep it fun. But truthfully, it’s MaXXXine and Alien Romulus I’m most looking forward to. Will you see MaXXXine with me? Please? It would mean more than you could ever know.

I love the very back corner seat in an empty theatre. Got my popcorn and 500 paper straws and my movie watching glasses and my Tom Petty shirt rocking with my mini cowgirl boots. 

And this is the GIRLS scene my therapist mentioned, cut it to 25 seconds. Very amusing and also 100% us. I regret nothing we have shared, just what we haven’t, and we aren’t these characters but this made me laugh. Also Adam Driver does things to me. He’s so tall dark and weird. .