LIFESTYLE | TRYING TO YOGA WITH A DOG

(Toto, doing the downward doggo)

Three nights a week right before bed, I do a 20 minute YouTube yoga session, which sounds disciplined and impressive till I tell you I’ve been doing the same beginner video for two years now. I tried going to a class once, but it was all man-buns and people who said shit like this:

Me, internally:

So YouTube Yoga it is. I like Yoga With Adrienne. She even has one class titled “Yoga For When You’re Feeling Dead Inside” which if I’m honest, is most days in customer service. However Toto, the needy little beastie, whines if I keep her on a lead while I’m doing the bendy yoga shapes. So I gave her a chance, to see if she would be like those well behaved, mature doggo’s just chilling in the background of YouTube yoga lessons…

It… didn’t work out.